THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS,Ooooo… (Cue the dramatic brass section)
Thank God they only come around once every 4 years. So until this hullabaloo clears up, I shall be hiding in an undisclosed location with soundproof walls, no television, no telephone, nor any kind of news-receiving device. And no human contact. Facebook, Twitter, FoxNews – begone!
Best of luck to the rest of you. And may the best man win. (Guffaw)
P.S. And don’t forget to vote.
P.P.S. And if you haven’t see this… I’m tired of Bronco Bamma and Mit Romnee, too. “It’ll be over soon…”