The students crawl in,
The students crawl out
They stalk the library
And lug about
Their arm-and-leg textbooks
And coffee stained pages
With eyes lacking luster-
They haven’t slept in ages.
It’s Dead Week – Beware
For the dead shall walk
Through dorm rooms, cafes,
And each campus block.
We hunger for brains
And will never rest
Until judgment day:
That sweet final test.
And holy balls- did you watch The Walking Dead? Good reminder of the benefits of staying ahead ((badum tss)). Good luck with finals, fellow students! And to all else, good luck with… life!
Wait, wait, I know this isn’t all that original. “A college student procrastinating on important college work? Oh me, oh my.” But hold on and just read the damn post. Humor me.
Indeed, “Procrastination” is my middle name – a middle name I’m sure I share with plenty of you, college students or otherwise.
As you may remember, I recently started a new post series called “I Regretfully Regret” – which was supposed to be weekly, but cut me some slack. I’m a lazy college student, remember? This week, my Regretful Regret is cramming for a physics midterm and here is why:
Physics is damn tough.
What the hell is Bernoulli’s equation again?
When did my handwriting get so bad?
Crap, I can’t figure out half of what I wrote down for notes
Is that a “t” or a “w”?
Calculator… battery dead? Nooooooooo… Must scramble through a dozen and two drawers to find batteries.
1:43 a.m. – if I finish in half an hour, I’ll still get approximately 5 hours and 47 minutes of sleep
2 hour session of alternating among studying, YouTubing, and crying
4:12 a.m. – can still get 3 hours and something something minutes of sleep [oh no, my math skills have died]
Inject emergency caffeine supply into arm. Head to class.
Stay in school, kids, and practice healthy study habits.
What is a recent Regretful Regret you have? If you’re a student, do you have any school-related regrets to share? (Don’t lie – we know you have plenty). Share them in the comments!
Fears, worries, and screaming pathos of a college drone